Hi naughty boy, did you sneak away again to spend time with your Princess? Is she asleep or shopping or at work? Sneaky, sneaky, going behind your wife’s back to worship your Princess Rene. It’s the best part of your day where you get to forget about all your worries and just jerk yourself silly while you worship me. I’m so much more beautiful than your wife and you know it. It’s ok, I won’t tell her.